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There are three arguments against same-sex marriage, summarized thusly:
1) God hates it.
2) It’s against thousands of years of tradition.
3) It’ll ruin marriage for everyone else.

To which the effective ripostes are:
1) Actually, He told me in a dream that He’s all for it.
2) So was abolishing slavery, outlawing polygamy, and making women citizens, and those have worked out pretty well.
3) No, it won’t.